(so not really today but last weekend) I was doing my usual browsing on Grindr after jacking off for a little bit and getting horny. It was late at night (~11:00) I got messaged by a guy that would host and was looking for right now, so pretty perfect.
He sent me his address (which looked like the address to a regular house) and I drove over. But here’s the thing! My horny mind decided that since it was late/dark I didn’t really need to wear pants since I was just going to take them off and get fucked anyway? So I only wore a hoodie…you *might* see where this is going.
As I got closer to his place I realized the address he sent was indeed to a regular house, but what he didn’t say was that his house was a condo *in the middle of an entire apartment complex.* So what that means was his condo was encompassed by 5-6 apartment buildings whose surroundings were very well lit. And I couldn’t find any decent fucking parking because it was the middle of the night and everyone was home. At this point im shitting bricks because I’m probably going to walk a block half naked to my hookup. And surprisingly I don’t think anyone saw me while I walked to his door.
The hookup went normal, I sucked him off for a bit, he fucked me and came inside me. Now comes the embarrassing part. I left his place and speed walked to my car. But right as I approach my car a woman walking her dog strolls past me. At first she didn’t notice I wasn’t wearing pants, but she did a double take and definitely fucking saw the cum running down the inside of my thigh. Most embarrassing moment of my life, dudes.