I’m getting real tired of lazy tops. If I take the time to get ready for sex, and they roll up and just expect me to do all the work, I’m kicking them out. It’s my new years resolution.
The stick it in and Grind against me guys…we’re not making pesto like it’s 1812, how about actually fucking me.
The “ride me” tops. 80% of them just want to lay there. I didn’t install leather hand straps above my bed for no reason. I’ll ride you, but if your just laying there hands behind your head… Out.
I can tolerate a degree of bad top skills, like the ones who don’t understand that if your putting all your weight on my shoulders… Obviously doggy is going to turn into some kind of me squashed on my stomach. The ones that pin me into strange positions that limit my range of motion. I can roll with that. But lazy I can no longer abide.