Guys With Crappy Cars Must Have Huge Dongs

Logically speaking, his dong must be illogically big.

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cast:
Alexis – Ariana Madix
Rhonda – Hayley Marie Normal
Sienna – Lilan Bowden
Average Guy – Jonny Svarzbein
Banker Guy – Avery Gaston
Cafe Customer 1 – Kaitlin Kelly
Cafe Customer 2 – Nick Kohat
Cafe Customer 3 – LaVon Wageman
Cafe Customer 4 – Sam Rubin

crew:
Director – Matt Pollock
Producer – Julia Bales
Cinematography – Carissa Dorson
First Assistant Director – Stephen Predisik
Editor- James Fitzpatrick
Writer: Pat Cassels
President of Original Content – Sam Reich
Vice President of Production / Executive Producer – Spencer Griffin
Director of Production – Sam Sparks
Director of Post Production – Michael Schaubach
Production Manager – Sam Kirkpatrick
Production Coordinator -John Horan
First Assistant Camera – Bianca Garcia
Second Assistant Camera – Nick Labelle
Art Director – Rae Deslich
Art Assistant – Aaron Arnold
HMU Artist – Lauren Wilde
Gaffer – Kevin Campbell
Key Grip – Sean Talbott
Swing – Will Burchfield
Sound Mixer – Chris Bennett for BoTown Sound
Post Production Supervisor – Evan Watkins
Post Production Manager – Andrew Mallonee
Head Assistant Editor – Phil Fox
Production Legal – Karen Segall
Production Accountant – Christine Rodriguez
Assistant Production Accountant – Shay Parsons
Second Assistant Production Accountant – Rebecca Call
Key PA – Damon Jones
Intern – Andrea Chrunyk, Nathan Krauss

50 COMMENTS

  1. Totally true by the way, when I'm in my hot sports car, only gold diggers drool, but when I'm in my total beater… lots of eye contact!

  2. But some people just could be poor. So don’t treat people differently just so they have a crappie car especially college students it is stupid to do that not even words describe how much that pisses me off. The words I would want to use would probably get this comment deleted. I respect how hard it is to get started in the real world. Also some people use a beater car and don’t have to worry about it getting damaged. Almost every day I see people banging doors against others not giving a shit about other people’s property.

  3. Are you serious stop assuming we are overcompensating non-carpeople. The reason why is because it is a PASSION. Most of the car community enjoy that hobby. Now this could be just a joke but remember that. I could go full beat dead horse mode but that would be too long

  4. Am I the only one who thinks 2 seaters are selfish chick cars? I'm much more impressed with a dude with a normal sized good car than any sports car, means the dude is practical. And I have a guy with a big dick… buying condoms is a nightmare.

  5. This is such a good lens on women that see men as always having to compensate for their bodies and such
    Very high school xD

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